nudawn:

its a little known fact they gave falcor peanut butter to make him appear to speak.

THASSNOT TERU I WNET TO CMMUNITY COLLAGE, FUCKER.

i got my AA in theeter. i knwo inglish, asswhole.

YOU GUYS I AM IN PWERTO RECO.

wherr the fuck are me royalty chex? fckers.

love uuu, innernet. byeee. met nice guy in bar is name is Francisco and he has askes me if i wood like to drin kfor free on him tonight. also if i “have a healthy kidney”. somthing like that. oh man. woozy.

if i was a chinese food entree i’d be PEAKING DUCK. because i am peaking right now oh my go

drugs. drugs

Ryan Fucking Adams. When The Stars Go Blue.

dude, fucking TELL me about it. im so ffucking alone. Atreyu is shakcking it up with some Armenian BMW dealer in Glendale. yeah. the guy with the mustache on the bus ads. him. up in the hills. you know. the hills in Glendale. ah forget it. god they make the best pork buns in the world right there at that Portos place kinda by the Galleria sort of past the movie theater… ah forget it.

anyway. sweet fucking alone time. i fucking love hanging out naked. its the best. just me, and the great outdoors, yknow? well its indoors. but it donet matter. i keepa ll the windowns open even in the winter bbecause i am FALCOR.

FALOCOR.

SAY MY NAME. ITS FALCORE.

have you guys heard about our lord and savior jess christ? hes, pparntly, pretty cool. ive been reading this book the mormons droppedoff this adternoon… its prett yfucking good, yknow?

fuck. fuc.